Trick or treat?

Treat, you say - how about News Shopper's top five Halloween jokes to keep you laughing until the spookiest day of the year:

1. Q: What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

A: Spelling.

Crewe Guardian: Pictured in her witch outfit is Amy Powley, aged five.

 

2. Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road?

A: To get to the body shop.

Crewe Guardian: Paul Tollafield in the skeleton outfit he is planning to wear while running the Swindon Half-marathon Ref: 99280-70

3. Q: Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

A: His “ghoul” friend!

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4. Q: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the ball?

A: Because he had no BODY to go with.Crewe Guardian: There's no need to spend a fortune on having Halloween fun

5. Q: What is a vampire’s favourite fruit?

A: A nectarine!

And, if these jokes got you in the mood for a haunting check out our Halloween what's on guide.

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