Trick or treat?
Treat, you say - how about News Shopper's top five Halloween jokes to keep you laughing until the spookiest day of the year:
1. Q: What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?
2. Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road?
A: To get to the body shop.
3. Q: Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?
A: His “ghoul” friend!
4. Q: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the ball?
A: Because he had no BODY to go with.
5. Q: What is a vampire’s favourite fruit?
A: A nectarine!
And, if these jokes got you in the mood for a haunting check out our Halloween what's on guide.