Don’t be a Jackass and miss out on this tour of some of the weirdest, funniest and rudest addresses in south-east London and north Kent.
Inspired by this story about 69 Cock Lane in Fetcham, Surrey, we’ve rounded up 20 of the best road and place names in and around the News Shopper area that stand out and might just raise a hmm, smile or giggle.
Browse through the photos in the gallery above or here to view them all.
Before you start, we openly admit there’s nothing high-brow about this – it’s meant as a bit of fun and you might need to let out your inner 12-year-old (that little child who used to snigger at naughty words) to appreciate our selection!
Enjoy – and of course if you’ve got any suggestions for other places that should be included, leave a comment below.